Excerpt from ‘The Baffling Bugle’ article, ‘Alternating Alternatives’

“By studying freeze kale at Port Radium University, energy researchers and developers have finally released a version of snow generators that operate not as previous hydro-hybrid models but as advanced crystalline exploitation systems.  Utilizing the same principles as the famous northern, leafy green, the new models draw energy right from the unique structure of billions of individual flakes, making this product extremely useful for Canadians.” – Grace Rede, 9/12/2045

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